Funny Automobile Acronyms: COMPLETE
(Part 1/4: Acura - FIAT)
Part 2/4: Ford - KIA
FORD
* Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* Fix Or Repair Daily
* Found On Road, Dead
* Fast Only Rolling Downhill
* First On Race Day
* First On Recall Day
* Fabricated Of Refried Dung
* Fails On Rainy Days
* Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
* Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
* Fault Of R&D
* Finally, Obsolete Racing Device
* Fireball On Rear Denting
* First On Road to Dump
* First On Rust and Deterioration
* Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
* Flipping Over Results in Death
* Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
* Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
* Foot On Road Decelerates
* Forced On Reluctant Drivers
* Formed Of Rejected DNA
* Forwarded Once; Return Denied
* Forward Only; Reverse Defective
* Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
* Fork Over Repair Dough
* Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
* Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
* Free Or Reduced Drastically
* Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
* Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
* Funny Old Rattling Dump
* Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
* Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
* Found Out-Right Dangerous
* Future Of Racings Delight
* (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
* (backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
* ASPIRE: A Swift Punt In Rear End
* EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks
* EDSEL: Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
* PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
* PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
* PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
* PINTO: Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over
* PINTO: Put In Nickel To Operate
* PINTO: Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
* PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
* PINTO: Pushed In Neutral Too Often
* THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
* MUSTANG: Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
* MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
* MUSTANG: Massively Under Sized Tires And No Go
* MUSTANG: Maybe, Under Serious Thought, Another No Go
* MUSTANG: Maybe, Under Serious Thought, Another Nice GTO
LTD
* Lacks Total Dependability
* Lots To Do
* Looses Transmissions Daily
GEO
* Good Engineering Overlooked
* Get Everything Overpriced
* Got Everything Overhauled
GM
* General Maintenance
* Great Mistake
* Garbage Motors
* Generally Miserable
* Grossly Misconceived
* Gluteus Maximus
* Good Money
* Goofy's Manufacturing
* Gone Mental
GMC
* God's Mechanical Curse
* Getting Mostly Crap
* GM Made Crap
* Generally Makes Clouds
* Garage Man's Companion
* Generic Motors Corporation
* Got A Mechanic Coming?
* Greatest Mistake Created
* Great Mountain of Crap
* Greasy Messy Contraption
* Gay Man's Chevy
* Generically Made Chevrolet
* Grief & Misery Combined
* Garage Man's Companion
* Generally Mediocre Cars
* Get More Chicks
* Gets Mechanics Crazy
* Gods Mechanical Curse
* Got More Crap
* Great Mountain Climber
* Great Motor Car
* God Made Chevy
* Good Moron Car
* Got Mine Cheap
* Get My Checkbook
* Gone Mad Corp.
HOLDEN
* Heavy Oil Leaks Deafening Engine Noise
* Hold On Love Damn Engines Nackered
* Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
* Horrible Obscene Loud Disgusting Engine Noises
HONDA
* Had One, Never Did Again
* Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
* Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
* Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
* Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
* Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
* History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
* PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
HUMMER
* Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
* Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources
HYUNDAI
* Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
* Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
* Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
* Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
* Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
* Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
JEEP
* Just Empty Every Pocket
* Just Expect Every Problem
* Just Eats Every Penny
* Just Everybody Else's Parts
* Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
* Just Eats Every Part
* Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
* Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
* Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
JAGUAR
* Just A Guess U Are Rich
* Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
* Jump Around Get Up And Run
KIA
* Keep It Away!
* Kick It's a*s
* Korean Imitation Accord
* Korea's Imported Accident
* Killer's Imported Asset
* Kiss It Away
* Killed In Action
* Keep Inside Asia
* Korea Invades America
* Korean Industrial Accident
* Killer Implosion Awaits
* Killed In Accident
* Kick It Around
* Kick It Again
* Killed In Action