Funny pictures and other fun stuff!

[Doorslammer]

Oh no, a Mount... erm, Greyskull eruption parody.

Now my bit of jollity for today.

[The Noose]

This one is by MEEEEE! I was bored in school.

[thegreatfalcon]

This one is by MEEEEE! I was bored in school.

Awesome!!!

[resir014]

New Airline Rules?

Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
Passenger: What for?
Attendant: For telling you where to sit.
Passenger: But I already knew where to sit.
Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat locator fee of $5. It's the airline's new policy.
Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it.
Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not?
Passenger: Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear about this.
Attendant: Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you?
Passenger: That would be well, thanks.
Attendant: No problem. Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please.
Passenger: What?
Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee.
Passenger: This is extortion. I won't stand for it.
Attendant: Actually, you're right, you can't stand. You need to sit, and fasten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But, first I need that $10.
Passenger: No way!
Attendant: Sir, if you don't comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal. And you really don't want me to do that.
Passenger: Why not? Is he going to shoot me?
Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee.
Passenger: Oh, all right, here, take the $10. I can't believe this.
Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Passenger: Yes. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead fan doesn't seem to work. Can you fix it?
Attendant: Your overhead fan is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes.
Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air?
Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents.
Passenger: I don't have any quarters. Can you make change for a dollar?
Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!
Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar.
Attendant: Yes, there's a change making fee of 25 cents.
Passenger: For cryin' out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter? What the heck can I do with this?
Attendant: Hang onto it. You'll need it later for the lavatory.

[Sutinen]

Have you ever seen annoying orange?

[OlafK]

I thought that situations like those only happen in movies

[dead14vii1640]

I thought that situations like those only happen in movies

I cannot believe you have not seen or remember the basket tournament finale at the Olympics between the USSR and the USA... look for it if you don't know it, hehe

[OlafK]

remember

USSR

[MidnightRunner]

Dr. House

[Sutinen]

Haha its Gordon... House?
I have to watch house this evening...

[MidnightRunner]

more pics

[Sutinen]

more pics

Keyboard is the funniest.

[thegreatfalcon]

Keyboard is nice but makes you unable to play GR

Second is awesome stupid! Sad that it's real life

Last is too photoshoped...

[MidnightRunner]

House

[The Noose]

Tanner is here!

[thegreatfalcon]

Tanner is here!

Hey! I do it every day when going to work

[Sutinen]

Tanner is here!

Hey! I do it every day when going to work

Are cops chasing you when you go to work?

[thegreatfalcon]

Tanner is here!

Hey! I do it every day when going to work

Are cops chasing you when you go to work?

What do you think?

[resir014]

Love budget airlines? Think again.

[resir014]

Funny Automobile Acronyms (COMPLETE)

Note: If someone came up with some good acronyms, feel free to post them here, then I'll consider adding them here.

Part 1/4: Acura - Fiat

ACURA
* Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
* Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead
* Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

AMC
* All Makes Combined
* A Major Cost
* A Mutated Car
* A Morons Car
* Another Major Catastrophe
* A Man's Car
* A Miss Conception
* All Muscle Car
* All Most Car
* Annoying Mechanics Constantly
* Automotive Mental Cruelty

AUDI
* Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
* Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
* Automobile Under Demonic Influence
* Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
* Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
* Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
* All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW
* Bob Marley and the Wailers
* Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
* Beautiful Models Wanted
* Biggest Metal Waste
* Big Money Works
* Bring My Wallet
* Burn My Wallet
* Bought My Wife
* Break My Window
* Bring More Women
* Bring More Wrenches
* Big Money Works
* Brutal Money Waster
* Break My Window
* Break My Windshield
* Babbling Mechanical Wench
* Beastly Monstrous Wonder
* Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
* Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
* Barely Moving Wreck
* Big Money Waste
* But Mom, Why?
* Big Money Works
* Born Moderately Wealthy
* Breaks Most Wrenches
* Bring Many Wrenches
* Brings Me Women
* Broken Money Waster
* Broke My Wallet
* Broken Monstrous Wonder
* Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
* Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
* Bavarian Manure Wagon

BUICK
* Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
* Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CADILLAC
* Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After Collisions
* Company Asking Dealers If Local Lawyers Are Calling

CHEVROLET
* Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
* Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
* Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
* Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
* Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
* CAMARO: Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
* CAMARO: Can't America Make A Real One?
* CAMARO: Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
* CAMARO: Cash Always Miniscule After Retail Overpricing
* CAMARO: Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
* CHEVY: Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
* CHEVY: Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
* CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
* CHEVY: Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet

CHRYSLER
* Everyone knows who Lee Iacocca is right? His name IACOCCA stands for: "I Am Chairman Of Chrysler Corporation America"
* Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE
* Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
* Dead Old Dog Going East
* Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
* Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
* Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
* Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
* Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
* Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

FERRARI
* Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads Intuitively

FIAT
* Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
* Fix It Again, Tony
* Fix It All the Time
* Found In A Toilet
* Feeble Italian's Attempt at Transportation

[resir014]

Funny Automobile Acronyms: COMPLETE

(Part 1/4: Acura - FIAT)

Part 2/4: Ford - KIA

FORD
* Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
* Fix Or Repair Daily
* Found On Road, Dead
* Fast Only Rolling Downhill
* First On Race Day
* First On Recall Day
* Fabricated Of Refried Dung
* Fails On Rainy Days
* Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
* Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
* Fault Of R&D
* Finally, Obsolete Racing Device
* Fireball On Rear Denting
* First On Road to Dump
* First On Rust and Deterioration
* Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
* Flipping Over Results in Death
* Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
* Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
* Foot On Road Decelerates
* Forced On Reluctant Drivers
* Formed Of Rejected DNA
* Forwarded Once; Return Denied
* Forward Only; Reverse Defective
* Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
* Fork Over Repair Dough
* Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
* Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
* Free Or Reduced Drastically
* Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
* Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
* Funny Old Rattling Dump
* Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
* Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
* Found Out-Right Dangerous
* Future Of Racings Delight
* (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
* (backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
* ASPIRE: A Swift Punt In Rear End
* EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks
* EDSEL: Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
* PINTO: Please, It's Not Too Odious!
* PINTO: Pyrotechnics Inevitable; No Timer Onboard
* PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
* PINTO: Passengers Incinerated Nine Times Over
* PINTO: Put In Nickel To Operate
* PINTO: Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
* PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often
* PINTO: Pushed In Neutral Too Often
* THUNDERBIRD: This Hoopty Usually Needs Daily Engine Repair But It Rolls Downhill
* MUSTANG: Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never Goes
* MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
* MUSTANG: Massively Under Sized Tires And No Go
* MUSTANG: Maybe, Under Serious Thought, Another No Go
* MUSTANG: Maybe, Under Serious Thought, Another Nice GTO

LTD
* Lacks Total Dependability
* Lots To Do
* Looses Transmissions Daily

GEO
* Good Engineering Overlooked
* Get Everything Overpriced
* Got Everything Overhauled

GM
* General Maintenance
* Great Mistake
* Garbage Motors
* Generally Miserable
* Grossly Misconceived
* Gluteus Maximus
* Good Money
* Goofy's Manufacturing
* Gone Mental

GMC
* God's Mechanical Curse
* Getting Mostly Crap
* GM Made Crap
* Generally Makes Clouds
* Garage Man's Companion
* Generic Motors Corporation
* Got A Mechanic Coming?
* Greatest Mistake Created
* Great Mountain of Crap
* Greasy Messy Contraption
* Gay Man's Chevy
* Generically Made Chevrolet
* Grief & Misery Combined
* Garage Man's Companion
* Generally Mediocre Cars
* Get More Chicks
* Gets Mechanics Crazy
* Gods Mechanical Curse
* Got More Crap
* Great Mountain Climber
* Great Motor Car
* God Made Chevy
* Good Moron Car
* Got Mine Cheap
* Get My Checkbook
* Gone Mad Corp.

HOLDEN
* Heavy Oil Leaks Deafening Engine Noise
* Hold On Love Damn Engines Nackered
* Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
* Horrible Obscene Loud Disgusting Engine Noises

HONDA
* Had One, Never Did Again
* Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad's Assistance
* Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
* Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
* Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else
* Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
* History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
* PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes

HUMMER
* Hope U Made Me Extra Reliable
* Huge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats Resources

HYUNDAI
* Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
* Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
* Hardly Your Understanding New Dealer Allowance Incentive
* Hold Your Usual Nitpicks, Designs Are Improved
* Helps You Undergo New Debt After Inception
* Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

JEEP
* Just Empty Every Pocket
* Just Expect Every Problem
* Just Eats Every Penny
* Just Everybody Else's Parts
* Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
* Just Eats Every Part
* Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
* Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
* Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts

JAGUAR
* Just A Guess U Are Rich
* Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always Rusting
* Jump Around Get Up And Run

KIA
* Keep It Away!
* Kick It's a*s
* Korean Imitation Accord
* Korea's Imported Accident
* Killer's Imported Asset
* Kiss It Away
* Killed In Action
* Keep Inside Asia
* Korea Invades America
* Korean Industrial Accident
* Killer Implosion Awaits
* Killed In Accident
* Kick It Around
* Kick It Again
* Killed In Action

[The Noose]

(These are in finnish. Sorry ) This acronym is from a motorcycle:

KTM

*Kiva Työntää Metsästä (Nice to Push From Forest)
*Kevyt Työntää Metsästä (Light to Push From Forest)

[Trigger Happy]

English too, please or it will be deleted, GRF.

[resir014]

Funny Automobile Acronyms: COMPLETE

Part 1/4: Acura - FIAT
Part 2/4: Ford - KIA

Part 3/4: KTM - Pontiac

KTM
* Kiva Työntää Metsästä (Nice to Push From Forest) (from GRF)
* Kevyt Työntää Metsästä (Light to Push From Forest) (from GRF)

LAMBORGHINI
* Loser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's Image
* Lucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice Inflation

LOTUS
* Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MASERATI
* Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing Implements

MAZDA
* Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
* Must Always Zoom Down Asphalt
* MIATA: My Intention - Always To Accelerate

MERCEDES
* My Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust Smoke
* Most Expensive Road Car Everyone Drives Except Steve
* Merger Engaged Reverse Chrysler Entering Decline Evident Soon

MG
* Money Guzzler
* Mostly Garaged
* Major Goof
* MGB: Might Go Backwards
* MGB: Might Go, But...
* MGB: Motor Going Bad
* MGF: Might Go Forward
* MGF: Might Go Fast

MITSUBISHI
* Manufactured In Taiwan, Sold Under British Influence, Shipped Here Incompletely
* May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside
* Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

MOPAR
* Match Old Parts As Required
* Most Often Parked At Roadside
* Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
* My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
* Move Over, People Are Racing
* Mostly Old Parts And Rust
* Motor On Pavement After Race
* Moments Of Power Are Rare
* Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
* Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
* Most Often Passed At Races
* Mostly Old Parts And Rust
* Move Over People Are Racing
* Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
* My Only Problems Are Repairs
* Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
* More Often Parts Are Replaced

NISSAN
* Nobody's Intelligent Sorrowfully Saying "Ahhh, Nutz"
* Need I Say Something About Nothing
* Never In Season Simply A No-show

OLDSMOBILE
* Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
* Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
* Oldmobile

PONTIAC
* Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
* Piece Of Nasty Tacky Icky a*s Crap
* Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
* FIREBIRD: Fast Irresistible Real Electrifying Bird Inexpensive Racing Dare-Devil
* GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil
* GTO: Get Tools Out
* GTO: Get To Onramp
* GTO: Good To Own
* GTO: Get The Others
* GTO: Generally Trashed Out
* GTO: Good Time Out
* GTO: Gone To Overdrive

[The Noose]

English too, please or it will be deleted, GRF.

Done. Aaaaaaand. Done.