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Doorslammer
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by Doorslammer » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:36 pm
I like these the bestest.
3.
1nsane wrote: Hammond: This is the face I had when I was on drugs!
Teeth whitening drugs!
2.
GeneSuomi wrote: James is driving a supercar on fire which has a dead cow on it's roof, engine full of cheese, he's naked and he has a gearstick in his a**
Nothing new there, then...
1.
Tonga wrote: The Stig has just had a horrific crash in the new reasonably priced car.
Paramedic from the off (loud, anxious):
"He's not responding!"
I have to say, didn't expect the punchline, but it's brilliant. Your turn good sir.
GeneSuomi
Posts: 1137 Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:15 pm
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by GeneSuomi » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:48 pm
Getting closer 1nsane. Little by little... Beware!
And the story was whatever was the song what it was
Tonga
Posts: 115 Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:30 pm
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by Tonga » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:35 pm
Thank you, Dave!
Here we go:
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Cheers,
Tonga
Haruna
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by Haruna » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:24 pm
You mad private? TOO BAD!
"In my world, we don't have enemies. Only rivals.
In my world, our dreams become REALITY ."
-- World Endurance Championship 2015 Promotion
Hiken17
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by Hiken17 » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:30 pm
my mum always says that the life is like a box of chocolates, you'll never know what you're gonna get
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Doorslammer
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by Doorslammer » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:16 pm
"Why have you got a stupid 'tache like that Otaku chap? I MUST END YOU!"
Paw
Posts: 1193 Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:03 pm
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by Paw » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:42 pm
"I don't like this! This guy never admits, when he got hit from my ASG! I'm not playing anymore!"
The MNZ
Posts: 1203 Joined: Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:50 pm
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Britannia
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by The MNZ » Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:07 am
Elite Troop
Hard bone to break up
Everyone would be get
And the next should be you!
It's the translated musical theme from brazilian film "Tropa de Elite", who tells the history from a BOPE(something like EUA's SWAT) captain called Nascimento. The film is one of the best suceed films on Brazil history.
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The MNZ on Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Thunderstrucker
Posts: 1778 Joined: Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:31 am
Location: Brazil
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by Thunderstrucker » Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:41 am
"I tried everything, Capitain, but the recruit don't leave the Xbox away!"
Yusei Fudo
Posts: 357 Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:23 am
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by Yusei Fudo » Sat Apr 09, 2011 6:30 am
So listen Hulk, THIS is real, unlike your wrestling.
Trigger Happy wrote: Better to see worse but truly yours than false. :bg:
GeneSuomi
Posts: 1137 Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:15 pm
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by GeneSuomi » Sat Apr 09, 2011 6:34 am
my gun is a bit more effective than your fist so SHUT THE **** UP!
And the story was whatever was the song what it was
Tonga
Posts: 115 Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:30 pm
Location: Germany
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by Tonga » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:51 am
Great suggestions so far, keep 'em coming!
Unfortunately I have to work all day through today, so I'll probably be only able to get back to you in the evening.
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Cheers,
Tonga
GeneSuomi
Posts: 1137 Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:15 pm
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by GeneSuomi » Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:43 pm
By the way here are the points before Tonga's turn
Standings:
1nsane ..................10 - 13 - 12 = 88 pts.
GeneSuomi .............12 - 10 - 7 = 87 pts
Doorslammer ...........8 - 12 - 7 = 73 pts.
Madd Dogg..............7 - 7 - 4 = 52 pts.
bduddy ..................6 - 5 - 1 = 43 pts.
FogoRJ ...................3 - 7 - 1 = 30 pts.
resir014 .................4 - 4 - 2 = 30 pts.
Paw .......................3 - 4 - 4 = 27 pts.
Yusei Fudo..............3 - 3 - 3 = 24 pts.
Quklis ....................4 - 1 - 1 = 23 pts.
The Noose ...............4 - 0 - 3 = 23 pts.
aleksinir ..................3 - 3 - 1 = 23 pts.
DXTR/Herbal ............3 - 1 - 4 = 21 pts.
XYY.........................3 - 1 - 2 = 19 pts.
Jonzu95 .................2 - 2 - 4 = 18 pts.
Longbow ................2 - 3 - 0 = 17 pts.
egamad ...................3 - 1 - 0 = 17 pts.
dead14vii1640 ........2 - 0 - 4 = 14 pts.
Dan Hakulín ..............2 - 1 - 2 = 14 pts.
Trigger Happy .................2 - 0 - 3 = 13 pts.
Lukeno94 ..................2 - 1 - 1 = 13 pts.
The Lost Ninja ..........2 - 0 - 2 = 12 pts.
Vilkku ......................2 - 0 - 1 = 11 pts.
Inca4life .................1 - 1 - 0 = 7 pts.
Alonsomania ..............0 - 2 - 2 = 6 pts.
Ginseng ....................0 - 2 - 2 = 6 pts.
The Great Falcon .....0 - 2 - 2 = 6 pts.
Haruna...................1 - 0 - 1 = 6 pts.
Alex ........................0 - 2 - 1 = 5 pts.
Sutinen ...................0 - 2 - 0 = 4 pts.
Thunderstrucker.......0 - 1 - 2 = 4 pts.
MEGA-DRIFTER...........0 - 1 - 1 = 4pts.
Buka .......................0 - 1 - 1 = 3 pts.
TuomoH ...................0 - 1 - 1 = 3 pts.
Rendy......................0 - 1 - 1 = 3 pts.
Tonga......................1 - 0 - 0 = 3 pts.
ZeroCool...................0 - 1 - 0 = 2 pts.
Darjo.......................0 - 0 - 2 = 2 pts
Mr.J.........................0 - 0 - 2 = 2 pts
Darkenedflame22 .....0 - 0 - 1 = 1 pt.
Lorenzo ...................0 - 0 - 1 = 1 pt.
ksm314.....................0 - 0 - 1 = 1 pt.
Ms... ........................0 - 0 - 1 = 1pt.
maxi17......................0 - 0 - 1 = 1pt.
And the story was whatever was the song what it was
Tonga
Posts: 115 Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:30 pm
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by Tonga » Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:51 pm
( 3 )
Thunderstrucker wrote: "I tried everything, Capitain, but the recruit don't leave the Xbox away!"
( 2 )
Doorslammer wrote: "Why have you got a stupid 'tache like that Otaku chap? I MUST END YOU!"
( 1 )
Paw wrote: "I don't like this! This guy never admits, when he got hit from my ASG! I'm not playing anymore!"
Paw, your turn, sir!
I felt so free to correct my point score, since the first value seems to equal 5 points, not 3.
Counting the result above right in, the current standings are:
1nsane ..................10 - 13 - 12 = 88 pts.
GeneSuomi .............12 - 10 - 7 = 87 pts
Doorslammer ...........8 - 13 - 7 = 75 pts.
Madd Dogg..............7 - 7 - 4 = 52 pts.
bduddy ..................6 - 5 - 1 = 43 pts.
Paw .......................4 - 4 - 4 = 32 pts.
FogoRJ ...................3 - 7 - 1 = 30 pts.
resir014 .................4 - 4 - 2 = 30 pts.
Yusei Fudo..............3 - 3 - 3 = 24 pts.
Quklis ....................4 - 1 - 1 = 23 pts.
The Noose ...............4 - 0 - 3 = 23 pts.
aleksinir ..................3 - 3 - 1 = 23 pts.
DXTR/Herbal ............3 - 1 - 4 = 21 pts.
XYY.........................3 - 1 - 2 = 19 pts.
Jonzu95 .................2 - 2 - 4 = 18 pts.
Longbow ................2 - 3 - 0 = 17 pts.
egamad ...................3 - 1 - 0 = 17 pts.
dead14vii1640 ........2 - 0 - 4 = 14 pts.
Dan Hakulín ..............2 - 1 - 2 = 14 pts.
Trigger Happy .................2 - 0 - 3 = 13 pts.
Lukeno94 ..................2 - 1 - 1 = 13 pts.
The Lost Ninja ..........2 - 0 - 2 = 12 pts.
Vilkku ......................2 - 0 - 1 = 11 pts.
Inca4life .................1 - 1 - 0 = 7 pts.
Alonsomania ..............0 - 2 - 2 = 6 pts.
Ginseng ....................0 - 2 - 2 = 6 pts.
The Great Falcon .....0 - 2 - 2 = 6 pts.
Haruna...................1 - 0 - 1 = 6 pts.
Alex ........................0 - 2 - 1 = 5 pts.
Thunderstrucker.......0 - 1 - 3 = 5 pts.
Tonga......................1 - 0 - 0 = 5 pts.
Sutinen ...................0 - 2 - 0 = 4 pts.
MEGA-DRIFTER...........0 - 1 - 1 = 4pts.
Buka .......................0 - 1 - 1 = 3 pts.
TuomoH ...................0 - 1 - 1 = 3 pts.
Rendy......................0 - 1 - 1 = 3 pts.
ZeroCool...................0 - 1 - 0 = 2 pts.
Darjo.......................0 - 0 - 2 = 2 pts
Mr.J.........................0 - 0 - 2 = 2 pts
Darkenedflame22 .....0 - 0 - 1 = 1 pt.
Lorenzo ...................0 - 0 - 1 = 1 pt.
ksm314.....................0 - 0 - 1 = 1 pt.
Ms... ........................0 - 0 - 1 = 1pt.
maxi17......................0 - 0 - 1 = 1pt.
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Cheers,
Tonga
Paw
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by Paw » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:34 pm
Woo!
The Noose
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by The Noose » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:38 pm
Gimmegimmegimmegimme!
"If you really think and say you want to do it and believe you can do it. And you have ability to drive a car. Then you will do it." - Colin McRae
"Disappointments are part of the game. It’s how you deal with them that matters." - Kimi Räikkönen
"Everything I do about motor racing, I enjoy it. Anything because it is my passion."- Francois Cevert
The MNZ
Posts: 1203 Joined: Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:50 pm
Location: Rio de Janeiro, Britannia
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by The MNZ » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:39 pm
Oh mamma oh mamma
Oh mamma i want
Oh mamma i want
Oh mamma i want the breastfeed
Gimme the pacifier
Gimme the pacifier
Gimme the pacy or the baby will weep
(a brazilian Carnival song)
XYY
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Location: Germany (NRW)
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by XYY » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:44 pm
Beware of my claws!
Alex
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by Alex » Sat Apr 09, 2011 7:48 pm
Hey that's my camera! Give it back!
Look to the left ----------------> that's to the right, mate :(
Owner of Team G e n e A l e x
GRACE S1 - 25th out of 47 drivers and 14th out of 18 teams. Not bad for a first season eh?
GRC S18 - 15th out of 26 (7th out of 14 in junior standings)
Tonga
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by Tonga » Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:06 pm
"Stronger my force than you is, Jedi..."
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Cheers,
Tonga
Thunderstrucker
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Location: Brazil
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by Thunderstrucker » Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:37 pm
"Hey, it's my turn to use the camera! Discovery is paying me to make a documentary about my species!"
MD
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Location: Miskolc, Hungary
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by MD » Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:13 pm
"Five beers please!"'
GuEss what's coming up nExt!
1nsane
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by 1nsane » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:05 am
I will get you one day! I will get you!
Doorslammer
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by Doorslammer » Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:26 pm
"High five, my good man!"
GeneSuomi
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by GeneSuomi » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:00 pm
Don't leave me here! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!
And the story was whatever was the song what it was