Funny pictures and other fun stuff!

[Rich Nagel]

Hehe, this old web page (that I had forgotten about) is worth a quick laugh -> http://www.cmoo.com/snor/weeds/The_Smil ... a_Band.htm <grin>

...and then, there's this oldie -> http://www.cmoo.com/snor/weeds/WeedsRatingSystem.htm LOL!

[Alex]

Until now, because of this post TGF had 1111 posts, I had 1212 posts and Dan Hakulín had 1313 posts. LOL.

[Thunderstrucker]

You added 2 more posts.

[Alex]

You added 2 more posts.

Until now, because of this post ...

[The MNZ]

If internet virally was sayings...

FUUUUUUUUUU-If you run, that thing get you. If you stay, that thing eat you.
Troll Face-With good intentions the hell is full.
f**k Yea-In the blind's earth, who have an eye is king.
Forever Alone-Better alone that bad-acompaigned.

[Alex]

I got the Alpha 0.2 version of DOOM today. However, this happened:

[Alex]

More DOOM related stuff. When i was downloading a big wadpack full of custom ports to Zdoom, i changed the window i was on at the right moment and this was the percentage i saw.

[Rich Nagel]

Google's New "Les Paul Guitar" "Doodle":

Hehe, my own composition <grin>

Click here -> http://goo.gl/doodle/o3Hpe

Mirror (?) -> http://www.google.com/webhp?tune=hgAhCm ... QglBISEgog

...man, talk about high latency LOL!

[Rich Nagel]

Just in case that you need "guitar lessons" for the Google Les Paul Guitar Doodle <grin> -> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/0 ... 73895.html

[Rich Nagel]

Hehe, anyone who knows me, knows that... I just can't help but slapping together/cobbling together a SoundFont every chance that I get <grin>

Readme -> http://www.cmoo.com/snor/weeds/SoundFon ... Guitar.txt

ZIP -> http://www.cmoo.com/snor/weeds/SoundFon ... Guitar.zip

P.S. In actuality, even though there are 10 strings on the Google Doodle GUI, there are actually *12* guitar samples contained in the Shockwave Flash SWF file.

There is *NO* way to play those extra two strings within the actual Google Doodle, as the keyboard controls are any of the following (4 sets of 10 keys for each of the 10 strings):

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1234567890
QWERTYUIOP
ASDFGHJKL;
ZXCVBNM,./

My SoundFont includes those additional two "secret" samples that the Google Doodle doesn't even use

[Rich Nagel]

Hehe, a bit better than my previous one <grin>:

The Google "Doodle" Les Paul Electric Guitar - Original Untitled Cover... an original composition, with added Sound Blaster Live! Environmental Audio Effects (EAX) Reverb and Chorus.

Any Les Paul electric guitar is absolutely *BEGGING* for Fender tube-amp spring reverb (as well as chorus) effects!

YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2kGJUZARNM

Original recorded Google "Doodle" Les Paul electric guitar tune: http://goo.gl/doodle/19HrU

Note that the latency is really bad/high when using your computer keyboard with Google's "Doodle" applet [ugh].

[Rich Nagel]

Hehe, more good Google Guitar Doodle tunes -> http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2386737,00.asp

...and another good one (directly within the Doodle itself) http://goo.gl/IKiJr

[Alex]

They say directors and video game studios put too much product placement in their respective products but this, THIS advert hogging monster created in August 2005 by Alex Tew takes the cake:
http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

BTW, it is called a pixel selling website, and Tew made $1,037,000 from this idea.

[Thunderstrucker]

http://goo.gl/doodle/d1Qin

Trying to play Highway to Hell on Google Guitar

[Rich Nagel]

Hmmm... so does anyone have any idea the gobbledygook that makes the Doodle actually play back recorded things <grin>? After recording, you'll be provided with a shortened URL, that if you surf to will be lengthened -> http://goo.gl/doodle/19HrU .

...which looks like (carriage returns added so's that it fits in this message a little better):

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http://www.google.com/logos/2011/lespaul.html#tune=
mIBMRLkCXIFApQFQgOlAdLkCnIBIDqOCmAg4KYCHIEuQCQHKgOF
AdJAmIEOQCQHEpgkgKGCEB0oDicgSxAkhDkAXIBOQKQHEpglTBJ
IUBkIDicgS5AlyBLkASRIDIUwCpglAdKAogUOQBcgS5AFyBKIwi
AsEIcIC4QpwhKAwjEOAMCQgOJAcKA6kBwoDiQHU

That's the actual saved Google Doodle recording of my YouTube creation <grin>. But what the heck??? Hmmm... I wonder if a 'MIDI file to Google Guitar Doodle gobbledygook/URL converter' utility might be a possiblility <grin?

Any takers LOL?

[SammieVL]

XD this is funny and .

I often make funny bat and vbs files and now ive stumbled upon this:
Security Essentials blocked a bat file i made because it starts trillions of command prompts. It recognised is a very bad trojan horse XD.
LOL!!!

[Rich Nagel]

Hey Wouter,

Here's one for ya:

Boot your PC with a bootable floppy, that also contains FDISK.

Run "FDISK", select "Delete partition", and then answer "Yes" to all of the prompts.

Then, get back to me after you've done the above, so's I can tell you what to do next

[SammieVL]

I dont have floppys anymore.

And i also dont have a pc with a floppy reader.
Hmm, but there is something at the side... maybe that could read them.
Nice, maybe now i can see my baby photos

[Rich Nagel]

Hmmm... I wonder if a 'MIDI file to Google Guitar Doodle gobbledygook/URL converter' utility might be a possiblility <grin?

Hehe,

1) "Bome’s Midi Translator" ("Classic Edition", which is freeware; translates MIDI input to computer keyboard keystrokes) -> http://www.bome.com/products/miditransl ... ew/classic / http://www.bome.com/bome/downloads/Midi ... c1.6.1.exe .

2) MIDI Yoke (or your virtual MIDI cable of choice) -> http://www.midiox.com/myoke.htm .

3) Possibly MIDI OX (can be used to set MIDI keyboard velocity to "127" for touch-sensitive keyboards) -> http://www.midiox.com .

4) Cakewalk Professional v3.01 (or your MIDI sequencer of choice) -> http://www.simpilot.net/~richnagel/#cakewalk .

5) The following Bome’s Midi Translator ".bmtp" preset:

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[Project]
Version=1

[Preset.0]
Name=Google Doodle Les Paul Electric Guitar
Active=1
Name0=MIDI Keyboard G2 to Google Doodle G2 to PC Keyboard A
Incoming0=MID1902B7F
Outgoing0=KAM10100KSQ10002041241
Options0=Actv01Stop00OutO00
Name1=MIDI Keyboard A2 to Google Doodle A2 to PC Keyboard S
Incoming1=MID1902D7F
Outgoing1=KAM10100KSQ10002053253
Options1=Actv01Stop00OutO00
Name2=MIDI Keyboard B2 to Google Doodle B2 to PC Keyboard D
Incoming2=MID1902F7F
Outgoing2=KAM10100KSQ10002044244
Options2=Actv01Stop00OutO00
Name3=MIDI Keyboard C3 to Google Doodle C3 to PC Keyboard F
Incoming3=MID190307F
Outgoing3=KAM10100KSQ10002046246
Options3=Actv01Stop00OutO00
Name4=MIDI Keyboard D3 to Google Doodle D3 to PC Keyboard G
Incoming4=MID190327F
Outgoing4=KAM10100KSQ10002047247
Options4=Actv01Stop00OutO00
Name5=MIDI Keyboard E3 to Google Doodle E3 to PC Keyboard H
Incoming5=MID190347F
Outgoing5=KAM10100KSQ10002048248
Options5=Actv01Stop00OutO00
Name6=MIDI Keyboard F#3 to Google Doodle F#3 to PC Keyboard J
Incoming6=MID190367F
Outgoing6=KAM10100KSQ1000204A24A
Options6=Actv01Stop00OutO00
Name7=MIDI Keyboard G3 to Google Doodle G3 to PC Keyboard K
Incoming7=MID190377F
Outgoing7=KAM10100KSQ1000204B24B
Options7=Actv01Stop00OutO00
Name8=MIDI Keyboard A3 to Google Doodle A3 to PC Keyboard L
Incoming8=MID190397F
Outgoing8=KAM10100KSQ1000204C24C
Options8=Actv01Stop00OutO00
Name9=MIDI Keyboard B3 to Google Doodle B3 to PC Keyboard ;
Incoming9=MID1903B7F
Outgoing9=KAM10100KSQ100020BA2BA
Options9=Actv01Stop00OutO00

I loaded an old MIDI of "Stairway to Heaven" ("STAIR_H.MID") into CWP301, transposed the guitar backing track to match the Google Doodle a bit better (transposing notes up or down an octave so that they would play using the ten strings within the Google Doodle), and then set all of the note velocities to "127".

Then I set the MIDI output port for CWP301 to "Out to MIDI Yoke: 1", and the MIDI input port for Bome’s Midi Translator to "In from MIDI Yoke: 1".

Started MIDI playback in CWP301, alt+tabbed to my web browser, and then let 'er rip.

Here was the result (I didn't spend much time editing the original MIDI, so it's not all that great, but is simply a "proof of concept" example) -> http://goo.gl/WhnNh

Using the same method you can play the Google Doodle with your MIDI keyboard as well (although the latency is still high).


...yes, I have WAY to much time on my hands LOL!

[Rich Nagel]

Hehe, the first part of "Dueling Banjos", played in the Google Doodle Les Paul Guitar Note that the Google Doodle doesn't include one of the notes (F), so's one of the notes sounds out of place <grin>.

http://goo.gl/6e2ZJ

[resir014]

[Alex]

JAJA ESTOY USANDO EL INTERNET!!1!!!!1

BTW, it's spanish for HAHA I AM USING THE INTERNET!!1!!!!1

[Rebellion765]

Show here the recent actions of web trolls.


FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Alex]

A joke I made up:
What do you call a caucasian donkey?

An asscrack.

[resir014]

Steve (from Blues' Clues) got rickrolled.