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[resir014]

Funny Automobile Acronyms: COMPLETE

Part 1/4: Acura - FIAT
Part 2/4: Ford - KIA
Part 3/4: KTM - Pontiac

Part 4/4 [FINAL]: Porsche - VW

PORSCHE
* Plenty Of Receipts. Sorry, Can't Have Everything
* Plenty Of Repairs Service Can't Help Everything
* Proof Only Rich Spoiled Children Have Everything

SAAB
* Styling Absent After Buyout
* Sorry Auto, Assembled Backwards
* Sad Attempt At Beauty
* Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
* Send Another Automobile Back!
* Sorry Auto, Always Broken

SALEEN
* Some Aristocrats Love Every Expensive Novelty

SATURN
* Sorry, Assed Transmission Under Repair Now
* Some Argue That Ubiquitous Repairs Needed
* Send Another Towtruck, Ubiquitous Repairs Needed!
* Same American Trash Under Revised Name

SEAT
* Stomping Elephants Attach Trucks (from die996)
* Selfish Estonians Ate Tacos (from die996)
* Surely Eats After Towing (from die996)
* Symphonic Element After Turbo (from die996)
* Social Experts Accidentally Thrashed (from die996)

SUBARU
* Stupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural Areas
* Souped Up Bad *** Racing Unit
* Souped Up Blazingly Awesome Racing Unit
* Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
* (backwards) U R A BUS (You are a bus)


TOYOTA
* Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
* Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed Away
* This One You Oughta Tow Away
* The One You Ought To Avoid
* To Operate Your Own Terrific Automobile
* Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towed Away
* Torturous On Your Old Tired ***

TR (???)
* Tools Required

TRIUMPH
* This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
* Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

VOLVO
* Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
* Valitamme Ostosta, Lähetämme Varaosia (We are sorry for purchase, will send spare parts) (from GeneSuomi)

VW
* Virtually Worthless
* Vintage Wreck
* Very Wonderful
* Very Weird
* Volks Who?
* VOLKSWAGEN: Very Old Lowered Kinky Sedan With A Great Engine Noise

If someone came up with some good acronyms, feel free to post them here, then I'll consider adding them here.

[GeneSuomi]

Volvo for finns. Valitamme Ostosta, Lähetämme Varaosia (We are sorry for purchase, will send spare parts)

[resir014]

[dead14vii1640]

You missed one big manufacturer: SEAT

SEAT = Stomping elephants attach trucks
SEAT = Selfish Estonians ate tacos
SEAT = Surely eats after towing
SEAT = Symphonic element after turbo
SEAT = Social experts accidentally thrashed

[Doorslammer]

My own self-shot fabulous funny from the weekend in Sydney.

[OlafK]

Best trick ever

[Sutinen]

This is funny
EDIT:
More fun :

[resir014]

Definition of jet lag : Finding your wallet in the refrigerator and not remembering what you did with the milk.

[Doorslammer]

I lol'd. Oh Chris Kamara, you little legend you!

edit by DXTR: I've edited the link so that you're able to see the video here

[Herbal]

OK, I've found some nice opening mixes. Some of them are not that good, but they're mostly hilarious!

Star Wars - McGyver


Star Wars - Airwolf Rebels


Star Wars - Airwolf Imperial


Star Wars - Dallas


Star Wars - Magnum, P.I.


Battlestar Galactica - Dallas


Star Trek - Baywatch

[Bouncebackability]

I lol'd. Oh Chris Kamara, you little legend you!

haha, unbelievable, too right, he is a legend!

[Doorslammer]

I lol'd. Oh Chris Kamara, you little legend you!

edit by DXTR: I've edited the link so that you're able to see the video here

Ah, I see the error of my ways now.

[resir014]

In another famous SR-71 story, Los Angeles Center reported receiving a request for clearance to FL 600 (60,000ft).

The incredulous controller, with some disdain in his voice, asked, "How do you plan to get up to 60,000 feet?

The pilot, responded, "We don't plan to go up to it, we plan to come down to it."

[CaLu]

Here's a Dutch abbreveation for MAZDA; Misereabele Auto Zonder Degelijke Afwerking, which translates as Miserable car without decent finishing touches.

Same for BMW; Blik Met Wielen; can with wheels.
And Volvo, Vele Onderdelen Liggen Verder Op; Many parts lie further around.

[XYY]

BMW = Bayrischer MistWagen -> bavarian bulls**t car

[CaLu]

BMW = Bayrischer MistWagen -> bavarian bulls**t car

You've reminded me of a Dutch variant of that one namely Boeren MestWagen; Farmers bulls**t car.

And also a Dutch rhyme: Iedere maf, rijd in een DAF, de heuvel af. Which translates as 'every lunatic drives in a DAF down the hill'.

[Trigger Happy]

@ XYY, CaLu: language, guys.

[Paw]

I don't find anything offending in word "mist"! It's just a name of an atmospherical phenomenon or a name of a car: RR Silver Mist!

[XYY]

and mist can also be something like manure...

@ XYY, CaLu: language, guys.

sorry for that, Ivo...

[CaLu]

and mist can also be something like manure...

@ XYY, CaLu: language, guys.

sorry for that, Ivo...

Sorry as well, but the same as XYY stated above me, mest is just the Dutch word for manure and not meant offending at all.

Greetz, CaLu.

[Trigger Happy]

Sorry for mistake. It was caused by misunderstanding. I considered the mist/mest to be equal to word, which you both used in translation and which is censored.

[resir014]

Shirl: So your jealous boyfriend is upset that you're going off on your winter vacation by yourself?

Pearl: That's right, even though I told him that I'm as faithful as the day is long.

Shirl: Where are you going?

Pearl: Alaska.

[resir014]

Seriously. What is so special about him (the Justin Bieber thing, not the asian kid )? He's just a kid!

[1nsane]

I didn't even know before yesterday that he was a singer. I thought he was propably an actor or something. This is how much I care about stupid memes and internet fandomshipnessoftrueness.

[Paw]

Well, music industry (and also all this Hannah Banannah thing etc. for teenagers) and consumers look like:



And suprisingly, you can be a singer star even without any skill (Vocoder rox).