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Or, if you want a car that doesn't squish you into a tiny pile of flesh but has XD in the name, go get a 1980's Ford Falcon XD.

GeneSuomi wrote:Fiat XD30 is here

The Fiat XD30 isn't the only one forklift:

If you ever need a video decoder, be sure to purchase a Bosch VIP-XD:

BTW, I actually think we are giving these companies more sales than their actual advertising.

Alex wrote:Or, if you want a car that doesn't squish you into a tiny pile of flesh but has XD in the name, go get a 1980's Ford Falcon XD.

Once upon a time, there was a GR car based on this. Wonder where it went, as that was one of the few files that went missing over time...

What are you gonna do when there's tonnes of leaves to brush, a dozen of haybales to transport and a mountain of dirt blocking your view? The answer: the Bad Boy Buggies XD.

Bob Barker wrote:"Ladies and Gentleman, here is the brand-new electric vehicle Project XD!"

Is that a matra? Or a Renault? Ive seen that car on the folder of the Matra museum here in france.

cccc- combo breaker.
Have a read at this, I absolutely laughed at it:http://www.grandprix.com/ns/ns00362.html

Check the date.

The Noose wrote:Check the date.

Yes, I know it was from 1995. But it is just so ironic, considering he now has one of the longest ever careers as an F1 driver.

TIRED

A neighbor said to me, "Steve, you look tired."

"I am," I said. "I just finished doing 50 push-ups."

"Oh really? When did you start doing push-ups?"

"Well, I did the first one in 1986."

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RESUMANIA

"Resumania" is a term to describe the unintentional bloopers that often
appear on job candidates' resumes, job applications and cover letters. Here
are some examples:

"I perform my job with effortless efficiency, effectiveness, efficacy, and
expertise."
(And an eye on the "e" section of the dictionary, evidently.)

"Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I
am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity."
(No problem ...)

"Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually
inseparable."
(Glad to hear it.)

"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
(And bonuses "tied to" his shoe size?)

"I am very detail-oreinted."
(With the possible exception of spelling)

"I can play well with others."
(We'll be sure to tell your mommy.)

"Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."
(A new twist on work-family balance.)

"Objection: To utilize my skills in sales."
(Have you considered law school?)

"My salary requirement is $34 per year."
(They say money isn't everything.)

"Served as assistant sore manager."
(Ouch.)

"Previous experience: Self-employed - a fiasco."
(Definitely to the point.)

"I vow to fulfill the goals of the company as long as I live."
(And they say loyalty is hard to come by.)

"Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president's
girlfriend could steal my job."
(We're glad you're not bitter.)

A rather funny advert from GTAIV's TV:

How to write like an architect.

Alex wrote:A rather funny advert from GTAIV's TV:

Looks like its made in SA.
BTW, GTA IV never worked on my PC

Wouter wrote:

Alex wrote:A rather funny advert from GTAIV's TV:

Looks like its made in SA.

Apparently the Patriot Motor Speedway is Las Venturas Airport.

Midtown Madness 2 is one of the buggiest games EVER!

I will kill Yusei next time that he call me as a girl like he made on my DGA fanfic:

TheRuler(Yusei) wrote: Sorry manzur, now I'm in a very awkard place... xD I thought the differ because of two things:

Your avi in GRIF
The passion for your female-character deck.

soz

If i am a girl because this Alex is a transformer

OlafK wrote:http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b06_1312291472

The criminals were probably in another country by the time the door got broken down.

Holy S***!

Murray Walker has made many mistakes in his career, most of them humorous:

I have no idea what that thing on the Arrows A23 actually is:

Bob Barker wrote:I have no idea what that thing on the Arrows A23 actually is:

Apparently it was some outlandish aero part, but it looks tame compared to the Tyrrell X-Wing, the Tyrrell Boomerang and the F2 Brabham:

Chaparral 2h is not really better